I'm Callie, I'm 25, and I teach at a high school in Bangkok. Quality posts may include Star Trek, anime, pictures of moths, kpop, anxiety-induced ramblings, opinions no one asked for, drag queens, and general nonsense.
further take: Kili is straight-up ugly by dwarf standards. Thorin is like, the dwarf equivalent of Benedict Cumberbatch. Some dwarves think he’s an absolutely dreamboat, others think he is super weird looking, there’s very little middle ground.
omg now i’m like. what does this make frodo by hobbit standards
by hobbit standards, I’m afraid Frodo is probably. not conventionally attractive at all.
Honestly shoutout to The Social Network for giving us the line “you’re going to go through life thinking that girls don’t like you because you’re a nerd. And I want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that that won’t be true. It’ll be because you’re an asshole” because if that doesn’t epitomize women’s feelings for entitled male nerds I don’t know what does
Elf androgyny and dwarf androgyny and orc androgyny are like three very different forms of androgyny and defiance of the binary and they’re all so good
Elf: everyone’s pretty, but has no ass.
Dwarf: everyone’s hairy, but has no ass.
Orc: everyone’s SHREDDED and can crack walnuts between their cheeks.
My dad on this day 49 years ago, waking up after getting hit in the head with a croquet mallet to find out he was unconscious through the whole moon landing
i literally completely forgot about this until like now but around 2 years ago? i think i twisted my ankle getting out of this high up car and i complained abt it on tumblr n i got multiple anons asking abt it but it was.. the same person and they came off anon and literally? gave me basically medical advice? and would ask how i’m doing almost every day for a week.. then i slowly realized the person had a foot fetish after scrolling thru their blog for 2 minutes so basically i got scammed into sending free feet pics
